CLIMBER OR TERRORIST

Children climbing buildings! People dying because of stupidity! A child arrested! Welcome to R & E News! Today, we have an interesting topic for you. It involves dangerous acts by children and much more! In a matter of fact, the whole state of New York is buzzing with the news of this horrid event, and this is the article to get you up to date with this amazing story!

In case if you’ve been living under a rock, approximately two days ago, a boy was caught climbing a skyscraper. The boy's name is Peak Marcello son of the famous climbers Teri Marcello and Joshua Wood. His parentage may explain why he would risk the perilous climb up the Woolworth building in New York. Our fellow news reporters have dubbed him Spider Boy, Fly boy and our personal favourite Gecko boy.

According to the caretaker of the building, to climb the building, Peak grabbed a hold of kinks in the building to get up and had taped the door on the roof open the day earlier. Another witness also said that after the incident he was seen with a very bad cut on the right side of his face and his fingers were nearly half off!

After the incident, Peak was admitted into the East Indian Emergency Hospital where they fixed him up. From what Peak looked like after they were finished with him, they had to do some serious stitches on his right ear and his finger. From the look on his face they didn’t knock him out for the ordeal either!

Now we know for certain the mysterious culprit of the small blue mountains onto several other buildings across the city, and whom we were just waiting to see where he was going to strike next. Not soon after, another unfortunate boy was killed while falling from the Flatiron building. From other news sources, the poor boy had never climbed in his life! The estimated height of the fall was about seventy-five feet! We assume that he was inspired by Peak Marcello because the police found that in his bag there was a blue spray paint can and when they investigated further, tons of news clippings of Peak’s stunt on Woolworth. Peak would be facing serious consequences for that, and for days we were all waiting for his punishment!

When his trial was over we were all disappointed that the judge didn’t allow Peak’s family to say whether he was going to be serving the rest of his time in Juvenile Detention Centre or not. For all we know Peak will be charged with a fine of $150 000 and is on probation for the next three years! From what we heard from the other witnesses of the trial, Peak may be flying to Thailand to stay with his biological father! Once we get the chance to interview a witness, we will get back to you with all of the answers!

As you might have read earlier in this article, this isn't Peak’s first time climbing a building, or doing a dangerous activity. Peak has a history of climbing other buildings in New York, and also climbing in Wyoming. But we think that there might be a root to this dangerous behaviour. Most people suspect that Peak is still suffering from his parent’s unfortunate break-up and his mother being in a new relationship with Rolf. We predict that Peak didn't have much attention or wanted more. Maybe his biological father wasn't here to talk to him, making him feel lonely. Or he just has a strong love for climbing. But after the trial, he was seen talking to whom appears to be his sisters who are obviously twins. After seeing his affection towards the twins, we think that the twins are a great coping mechanism for all the pain. But whatever the reason for this is, he is still a child! Something in his environment must have affected him.

All of this is surprising, right! How could this young man do this! Furthermore, even the Mayor reported that he too was horrified and thought that the young man was a terrorist! Whether he was a terrorist or climber, he committed crime! Stay tuned to see what happens next to Peak and his family on R & E News! Don’t forget to check out the new video game that is somewhat educational and not horrible or dysfunctional at all! For more information click the link below. Also subscribe to our website for daily reports on all the juicy news stories!

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